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Tanong: Gaano ba kadalas uminom si Charlene Gonzales ng My Marvel Taheebo?

Sumasakit talaga ang ulo ko pag naririnig ko yung, “lagi kong iniinom ito… everytime.” Lagi na nga niyang iniinom, everytime pa. “Ginagawa ko na ngang tubig.” Parang hindi na yata tama.

Speaking of hindi tama, ito yung ilang mga commercials na punong puno ng fail dahil sa false advertising o dahil nakakaasar lang talaga makita sa tv. Read more..

The chance of a person being struck by lightning is 1/3000000.

Tuesday night. Because I was bored and prolly because I wanted to do something to divert me from the monotonous reviewing and recalling formulas, I chilled. I got my headphones and listened to the few groovy music on my phone. You know how it is when you listen to these catchy tunes - somehow they get to your brain and your brain sends signals to your muscles to perform reflex actions, whatever they’re called. So in a few seconds I was rocking my head to the tune. My shoulders went next. I began tapping my feet. But as I anticipated what movement I might do next, a frustrating realization hit me. That’s the best I could do: rock my head, move my shoulders, tap my feet. I can’t dance.

Sure. I can bust a cool, chillin’ and freezing move. But only on that PS game Bust-a-groove. Nope not even on Dance Dance Revo, sorry. Being more of the nerd-indoor-type, I don’t really have the knack for dancing. Though in high school I succeeded in mastering the moves of Mambo No. 5 and a couple of Broadway and modern pop dances for our field demo, nothing followed. As I grew up I realized that in this art I’m more of the observer than the performer. It fits because I can only imagine myself performing supercool moves- something that can’t really happen in reality. Or maybe it can, who knows?

I’ll treat everyone I know to a burger if I can be as good as Justin Timberlake. What are the chances, right? Do you think you’d be struck by lightning first before this happens? Hehe.

Peace out.

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PS Somehow I think I can manage to dance. If you call flinging your arms around and looking like a total idiot dancing, then yes, maybe I can really dance after all.

PPS I’ve always wanted to do something like this.

As you can see it’s been a while since I last posted. Laziness has always been a part of my life. I don’t really understand how it takes over me but this is usually how it works. I wake up late. I eat. I shower. I sit at the front of the PC. I play Warcraft. I check e-mail. Login to messenger. Play Warcraft more. Rest for 5 mins. Play. Check blog. I think of something to write (I’ve been planning to write this shit for a good month now) - my graduation, grad parties etc. Then at some point there I just stop thinking, I decide to quit writing and just play. Pathetic? I know.

—Right now this entry is in danger of being saved as a draft—

1) The first thing on my list: Congratulations to my fellow CE centennial graduates! Woohoo! FINALLY! All the measly hours of study, the torturous exams— our stressful days of being CE students have officially ended! On to our next step: the boards! Good luck to us all!

These stress-free smiles will soon be plastered with the ever gloomy looks of the corporate slaves! Hehe.

CONGRATS: Ralph, Lourenz, Eric, Ericsson, Roxanne, Dean, Angie, Doreen, Romen, Ryan, Harlan, Brianne, Sandy, Tristan, Fatima, Mayen, Reigna, Cherry, Chers, Jeff, James, Jason, Leslie, Chrismar, Homer, Sheena, Krystel, Tony, Jun, Mar, Virgie, Gracia, Joanna, Jessa, Jigs, Paulo, Coy and to all Eng’g graduates.

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It’s Sunday. It’s 4 in the morning. And I’m bored!

I felt like I should do something other than sleep, so I peeped into some people’s lives thru their online journals. I found some pretty interesting blogs and authors and it was really worth my time checkin their sites. And yeah I just have to say this. What is it with this time of the year and the topic ‘growing up-slash-contemplating the future’ because man, a lot of people (especially my fellow youngsters) are writing about it. I was just totally fascinated coz I’m plain anxious as they are about what the future holds and how will I ever grow up in terms of maturity. Read more..

To all you beer lovers out there:

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A couple of months back I told myself I must quit blogging and try to spend minimal time on the internet because this so-called online life is starting to get into my system - not good for a student in his last semester in school. If you’re a guy who has no idea of time management at all, who doesn’t care about being late and who procrastinates a lot, then we’re on the same boat. I just got slapped into reality when I realized that I traded hours of playing DotA, fixing templates and chatting for exam scores lower than my age and absences that could get me a grade of 5.

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